The Procrastination Society
Welcome to the home of the Procrastination Society! This is just a little
something I cooked up to waste time...but in a fun way! Now if you're a
procrastinator, you can stand up and be proud! Below are some links to get you
started on your day of procrastination, so click away and enjoy!
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I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
- I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
- I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
- I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
- I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
- I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
- I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitely small, is not exactly zero. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
- I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
- I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
- I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
- I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
- I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
All the people here are members of the Procrastination
Society. To join, just click here
and join the webring. When you do, you join the proud ranks of procrastinators
around the world, and get your page linked here! Pretty cres eh?...*G*...
